I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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