We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
