Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
