Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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