craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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