"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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