My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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