awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
