No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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