im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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