Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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