thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I look better un-naked...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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