Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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