Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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