I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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