I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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