just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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