belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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