So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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