doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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