"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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