When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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