I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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