I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
3pm strippers are depressing
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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