Its about making memories worth repressing
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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