I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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