idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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