how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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