Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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