What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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