Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
