I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm at about main and main street
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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