GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Randomize
