Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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