so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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