Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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