No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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