can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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