How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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