Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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