is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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