He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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