addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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