she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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