Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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