I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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