just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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