"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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