There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
NoShamevember. You game?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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