Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's always time for handjobs
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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