My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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